The Mental Wandering of the Avatar

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Governors-General

From flipping along the talk radio lines lately the discussion of who should be the next Governor-General of Canada keeps recurring with silly talk like William Shatner coming up again and again.

Here are my present meandering thoughts and ideas:

Joe Clark - perceived as harmless by most, not too closely tied to Stephen Harper but close enough to not scare Harper away, has a strong political background and knowledge (who wants a celeb G-G deciding about proroguing).

Brian Mulroney - more international respect and contacts than almost anyone....that could make the position very effective on the global scale. Considering what he accomplished as PM (think of the "hated" things that still seem to be around like FTA, and the GST) imagine the possibilities as G-G.....downsides...Schreiber too sticky and Bri is too polarizing in general. This makes Joe even better!

Stephen Lewis - imagine what this would do to Canadian image abroad and what he could accomplish! even better he is a non-partisan choice.

An aboriginal choice would be possible.....esp if they are well-known like an Elijah Harper (not necessarily who I would want but that type of recognition). Maybe Paul Okalik the first Premier of Nunavut.

There is my top 4.....for now....I will add more as I think of them.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Keep it - Ditch It

My current list of Summer Olympic Sports to keep and ditch:

Ditch anything with subjective scoring or change the scoring to an objective system - thus eliminate gymnastics, diving, synchro anything, trampoline

Ditch sports where the athlete is an animal - equestrian.

One the possible cut - relay races of any type - the weak links get medals for the hard work of more talented athletes.

Possible cuts - anything that does not show relatively direct faster, stronger, higher characterisitics: team games like softball and baseball, soccer, field hockey (and yes ice hockey in the winter), shooting, archery, basketball, sailing, water polo.

Keep - track and field, badminton and tennis (I shocked myself at this one, boxing, kayaking, rowing, canoeing, cycling, wrestling, weightlifting, fencing (except team events), taekwondo and judo, table tennise, swimming.

Add: darts (if we have archery...it is only logical), golf, and not sure what else based on the above criteria.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Medals and False Aspirations and Meaning

AS of today one the largest and most continuous CANADIAN stories (as opposed to Phelps, fireworks, and the cuteness of child singers) of the Olympics has been the lack of medal success of Canadian athletes thus far.

At this point (late Thursday locally, early Friday in Beijing) Canada is tied in the medal standings at 49th with a massive lot of countries at a whopping 0 medals. That places Canada behind a number of countries such as Togo (43rd place - 1 bronze - and by the way Togo was my underdog pick in the last World Cup), 30th place Summer Olypics perennial champ Norway (2 - 1 bronze, 1 silver), the 18th place economic powerhouse of North Korea (7 medals - a gold, 2 silver and 4 bronze) and the country that most in the world look to as a sign of international success, 27th place Zimbabwe (3 medals, all bronze, all the same athlete who may still have at least 1 more medal coming her way).

Most of the talk has been around whether Canada and its government bear some responsibility for the weak showing so far due to low funding and general support of athletic programs that aren't skating related.

Here are my thoughts. Based on the above, spending has little to nothing to do with athletic success. Population does. Aside from Australia (which has no significant winter so thus has double the time for summer sports) the top 10 medal winning countries thus far all come in at about 50 million people each. Together they have won nearly 56% of all of the medal thus far (161 of 288 medals). The only major exception to this is India's present showing at 1 medal, a gold.

If money did it, how do Zimbabwe and North Korea get up there in the ranking? Money is only of importance at the extreme end of success - China pours piles into it and what are the costs for other citizens? Foreign training is a poor excuse (Zimbabwe's medal winner has trained in the US for the past few years) since many Canadians train elsewhere. Furthermore, the more that is spent by one country, the more others must spend to keep up. where does it end and how do you decide where and when to spend?

My solution: no funding at all, aside from travel and uniforms. If you qualify to go, we will pay you to go. Otherwise that is it. Much of the present funding is predicated on the belief that this is an issue of national pride and we can't be any good if we have poor medal performances. This is Cold War thinking (is actually an idea promoted by former PM Pearson - athletics is a theatre of war without weapons) and arcaic nationalism. It assumes a national identity that does not exist.

If Canada wins some medals, good for those athletes. If they train and work hard to get there then good on them. But don;t come expecting money for playing games. They are only games. If money is to be spent, spend it on getting more kids playing, and making amateur sports more affordable for more kids.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Science or Ability

I came across this article in the most recent Popular Science. As the Olympics open laster this week, it made me wonder - if the predictions of the article come true, is it a feat of athletics or a feat of sci-tech and equipment?

Here is the link to the article: http://www.popsci.com/how-it-works/article/2008-07/how-it-works-pole-vault#

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Predictions and forecasts?


I have been spending a lot of time recently at the (J.S.) Macdonald Block in Toronto (the 1st 2 floors of the main Ontario government complex across from Queen's Park). The other parts of the complex include the (Sir Oliver) Mowat, (Sir James) Whitney, (Sir William Howard) Hearst and (Mitchell) Hepburn Blocks and the Ferguson Block. Around the corner is the Drew Block. Nearby is the (Leslie) Frost Building.

Nonetheless, in all of this there are some rather monumental names in Ontario History of Premiers with buildings named after them.....which leaves the question of "Who in the future will also get this designation or honour? And, in what order?"

Some predictions.....

1st - John Robarts - too widely recognized already in other areas (A Library at UofT and a building at UWO for example) not to....

2nd - Bill Davis - Only 2nd because Robarts doens have one yet - otherwise a no-brainer.

3rd - Now it is contentious....
Frank Miller is out (who remembers him - in office in Ontario less than Joe Who was in Ottawa)
David Peterson - Maybe......minority government then made bad decisions.....that is his legacy.
Ernie Eves - see Frank Miller with a majority government - more known as a Cabinet minister

That leaves Mike Harris and Dalton McGuinty........unless dalton wins a 3rd majority, I would expect it to go with Mike Harris...love him or hate him...changed the province in ways that were not reversed (let History decide in the distant future)......his odds go up if there is a PC government at the time. Otherwise Dalton is next...even moreso if he wins a 3rd election.

Seems Strange.......

Monday, June 23, 2008

Heaven's headliner tonight - George Carlin



SHOOT! (Gets you fired from the Frontier Hotel in Las Vegas) Haven't written in a while.....but this is worth a comment.....





This morning I found out that George Carlin died yesterday. His obit is available from the NY Times here: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/24/arts/24carlin.html?hp



Who headlines Heaven tonight? Lenny Bruce or George? I assume George defers to Lenny, but does he get one shot at the top of the marquee?


I have listened to George since I discovered FM & AM in the paarental record collection. At the moment I am re-listening to that album. It amazes me that it is still as fresh sounding (though a few obscure references) and funny as when I first heard it about 20 years ago. There has yet to be a comedian who has been as consistently funny and pertinent over such a long period of time.





Here is to Wonderful WINO.....Sam Sleet the Hippy Dippy Weatherman......Football v. Baseball.....7 Words.....and the idea that ANYTHING can be funny if contextualized properly...even rape.





I am curious what the afterlife holds for someone like him and his attitudes as he approached that end (this makes sense for those who know his work).

RIP Cardinal Glick

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Spaghetti = Brain Food


Give a wee young child, say one of 8-12 months, that is still just learning to eat food independently, a strand of cooked spaghetti. The result: one heck of a show of problem solving and brain work....


How to pick up this wriggly thing?

How to get it into my mouth?

How to gte the WHOLE thing into my mouth?

How do I get it to stop sticking to my hand?


Real mental gymnastics.